Bugs

What. The. Heck. It would appear that my dorm has a bug problem, or maybe just my room. I mean, I'm not an exceptionally dirty person, and they're not the kind of bugs attracted to trash anyway, so that's not the point. The point, dear ladies and gentleman, is that they keep appearing! There must be a bug spawn point or something! And there are almost always two of them, always in the same place. On my window. Now, I'm not the sort to freak out about bugs every time I see them, but that doesn't mean I enjoy this invasion of my personal space. I don't even kill them. I find a container and help them relocate, but that is it. They have THE WHOLE WORLD! The least they could do is allow me my room. It's not even like my entire dorm is having this issue. Just me.

Simply to annoy me they seem to be multiplying asexually by sporing! Okay, so maybe they're not exactly doing it that way, but you get the point. It's like there's some quota they have to fill. There must be two bugs on this window at all times. Yeesh. It's not even like I need to worry about them crawling all over me at night. They just pick a spot on the window and stay there. They don't even move. What the heck?!


 Sorry, I just really wanted to rant.


*UPDATE*


I just threw three of them. THREE! Then I left to go eat for about twenty minute. There are now TWO MORE! I ask you, why?! Where are they coming from? Why this room? Why did no one mention this from last year? Bah! I don't even have the necessary words! Maybe there were just...*counts* seven behind the blinds the whole time and they just took their time coming out. Maybe that's it. But why are there a million times more bugs in my room than in anyone else's? Why does that sound like it's grammatically incorrect? Why is Calculus II so hard? The mysteries of the universe can be fracking annoying. Eh?