As I learned in Physics II: Electricity and Magnetism today, not everything starts in the beginning. Sometimes life gives you some know-it-all who decides to ruin the surprise ending and make you figure out how in the world you got there. Sometimes you start in the middle, often for dramatic effect, to pull you into the action and stuff your mind to overflowing with questions and speculation about where these people came from and where they're going. Sometimes, life plops you somewhere in a wrinkle in time and you've got no idea about anything whatsoever, but you're pretty sure that the jerk who made up MapQuest is laughing his rear off because he told you to drive 6.4 miles down a road that doesn't actually exist.
Well, here's what I say:
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in life's eye and kick it in the shin.
I could write more and impress you with my incredible comic wit or my stunning intellectuality, but I'm feeling pretty good about what I have and I'd rather not spoil your, undoubtedly awesome, mental image of me.
So for now, I bid thee adieu, till next boredom may bring us together.
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