Saying All The Wrong Things

I have found that it is easiest to say all the wrong things when it's so important that you say just the right thing. When you talk to someone you care about so much it hurts, and you have to tell them something hard all the words you use so casually in every day speech disappear and all you're left with is a rotten pile of...

I rest my case.

Things Not To Say To A Shrink

1. Murder is such a strong word, so let's call my recent activity serving as the escort across the beautiful river Styx.
2. Define "illegal".
3. How much trauma can someone take before they lose their mind?
4. Do I need to take all the pills, or will half of them do? It'd be such a waste for me to take them all.   Someone else might need them.
5. No no no. Let's talk about you.