Sunday, October 24, 2010

Hello My Lovlies

It's been a while, eh?

Well, the great beast that was midterms cast it's obnoxious shadow upon my free time. The wraith attacked and left me, inspirationless. Even if I had had time, I wouldn't have had anything to write. At least, nothing good. I mean, I don't know how much you want to read me ranting against the perils of Calculus II.

Speaking of Calculus II...


Explain to me exactly how one can study so much for a test, and do worse than when one doesn't study. I would love to know. So for now, I'll silently rail against Calculus and reconsider the course of my entire life.

Cool.

Funny, funny, who's got the funny?


I don't know. Wait! In my time of need my hallmates answered the call. Today, I will comment on a college student's capacity to stand a foot away from another person and still yell.

Two girls walk up to each other and proceed to converse, at 6 BILLION DECIBLES, about the price of rice in China. Meanwhile, a third and entirely unrelated girl sits in her room wondering why this must be discussed in HER doorway.

She could react in one of two-thousand ways, but I'm only going to tell you two.
1) She could ignore them.
2) She comes out, guns a'blazin, CHARGIN' HUR LAZR!!!!!

*ahem*

The choice is yours.

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